The Haute Mess Collective
"Sh*t Could Be Worse" Motel Keychain
"Sh*t Could Be Worse" Motel Keychain
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Optimism? Not quite. Honesty? Absolutely. The “Sht Could Be Worse”* motel-style keychain is a little dose of perspective with a side of sarcasm—because hey, it’s not great, but it’s also not on fire (yet).
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 mood-matching colors, each key tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, your bag, or the one thing holding you together and let the world know you’re hanging in there… barely.
Details:
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Classic motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 perfectly “meh” colors
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Lightweight, tough, and deeply relatable
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Great gift for your sarcastic bestie or your own coping collection
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
