The Haute Mess Collective
"Please, Please, Please..." Motel Keychain
"Please, Please, Please..." Motel Keychain
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A polite request… with a hint of desperation and a whole lot of ✨hopeful chaos✨. The “Please, Please, Please…”motel-style keychain is for the people who beg the universe (and maybe a certain someone) to just not ruin it this time. Flirty, frazzled, and just a little unwell — it’s a vibe.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 emotionally-charged colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, concert bag, or situationship survival kit — and cross your fingers.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 drama-worthy colors
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Lightweight, durable, and slightly unhinged
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Perfect gift for pop music lovers, hopeful romantics, or anyone hanging on by a well-manicured thread
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!

