Name: "Oops... Spent My Therapy Money On Books" Motel Keychain
Brand: The Haute Mess Collective
Price: 7.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Because sometimes the best therapy is a good book (or five). The “Oops... Spent My Therapy Money On Books” motel-style keychain is perfect for the bookworms who know that retail therapy isn’t always about shoes or coffee—it’s about turning pages and escaping reality.

Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 cozy colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, tote, or favorite reading nook gear, and carry a little literary rebellion wherever you go.

Details:

Classic motel-style acrylic key tag
Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
Comes with a silver key ring only
Available in 20 warm, bookish colors
Lightweight, durable, and perfect for readers who spend wisely (or not)
Great gift for book lovers, therapy survivors, and unapologetic readers

Shipping & Returns

All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.

Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!