The Haute Mess Collective
"Of Course I Have 3 Drinks" Motel Keychain
"Of Course I Have 3 Drinks" Motel Keychain
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Because one just isn’t enough, and five might be overkill. The “Of Course I Have 3 Drinks” motel-style keychain is made for those who know how to pace themselves with style and a wink. Whether it’s happy hour or any hour, this keychain lets everyone know you’re here for a good time — responsibly-ish.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 lively, party-ready colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, clutch, or bar bag and keep your vibe unmistakably festive.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 fun, bold colors
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Lightweight, durable, and perfectly playful
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Ideal gift for party starters, cocktail lovers, and anyone who embraces the “third round” energy
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
