Name: "Just A Silly Goose Crew" Motel Keychain
Brand: The Haute Mess Collective
Price: 7.5 USD
Availability: InStock

For you and your flock of lovable weirdos. The “Just A Silly Goose Crew” motel-style keychain is the perfect accessory for chaotic besties, honk-happy hooligans, and anyone who proudly identifies as unhinged (but in a fun way). Whether you're waddling through life together or just here for the memes, this tag says it all—loud and silly.

Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 honk-worthy colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, your tote, or hand one to every member of your goofy little gang.

Details:

Vintage motel-style acrylic key tag
Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
Features a silver key ring only
Available in 20 bold, funny, or delightfully weird colors
Lightweight, collectible, and flock-approved
Ideal for friend groups, meme squads, or goose-aligned souls everywhere

Shipping & Returns

All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.

Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!