The Haute Mess Collective
"It Is Not Great" Motel Keychain
"It Is Not Great" Motel Keychain
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A whole mood on one little tag. The “It Is What It Is and It Is Not Great” keychain is for those days when acceptance and mild despair go hand in hand. Equal parts resigned and relatable, this retro motel-style key tag sums up the vibes with brutal, honest charm.
Crafted from durable acrylic and available in 20 painfully accurate colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, your bag, or your emotional baggage—it’s the perfect accessory for surviving (but not thriving).
Details:
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Classic motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 “meh” to “honestly, same” shades
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Lightweight, sturdy, and deeply relatable
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Perfect gift for your most exhausted friend—or yourself
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
