The Haute Mess Collective
"I'm A Real Tough Kid" Motel Keychain
"I'm A Real Tough Kid" Motel Keychain
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For the ones powering through heartbreak with lip gloss on and a forced little smile. The “I’m A Real Tough Kid” motel-style keychain is a nod to doing the damn thing—even when your heart's in pieces. It's messy, it's brave, and it’s exactly the energy this key tag carries.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 emotionally resilient colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, your go-to bag, or whatever’s holding your life together right now. Because you can handle your sh*t—and you look good doing it.
Details:
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Classic motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 dramatic, powerful, or heartbreak-coded colors
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Lightweight, tough, and emotionally unwell (in a hot way)
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Perfect for fans of glitter, grit, and pretending you're fine on the outside
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!

