Name: "Hydrate & Mind Your Business" Motel Keychain
Brand: The Haute Mess Collective
Price: 7.5 USD
Availability: InStock

The perfect mix of wellness and attitude. The “Hydrate & Mind Your Business” motel-style keychain is your daily reminder to sip that water and keep your eyes on your own paper. It’s hydration with a side of “don’t ask me about yours.”

Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 bold, refreshing colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, water bottle, or bag and carry a little unapologetic self-care wherever you go.

Details:

Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
Features a silver key ring only
Available in 20 crisp, confident colors
Lightweight, durable, and dripping with personality
Perfect gift for anyone who’s busy minding their own business (and staying hydrated)

Shipping & Returns

All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.

Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!