Name: "Hot Mess Express" Motel Keychain
Brand: The Haute Mess Collective
Price: 7.5 USD
Availability: InStock

All aboard the “Hot Mess Express”—the perfect tag for anyone who embraces chaos with style, humor, and a little bit of sparkle. Whether you’re juggling life’s curveballs or just owning your perfectly imperfect vibe, this keychain lets the world know you’re riding in first class on the crazy train.

Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 bold, vibrant colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, bag, or wherever you keep your “organized chaos” essentials.

Details:

Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
Features a silver key ring only
Available in 20 lively, eye-catching colors
Lightweight, durable, and full of personality
Great gift for the gloriously disorganized, the stylishly scattered, or anyone who owns their hot mess

Shipping & Returns

All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.

Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!