The Haute Mess Collective
"Espresso Patronium" Glass Can
"Espresso Patronium" Glass Can
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Caffeine is my Patronus.
This 16 oz glass can is a magical blend of wizard energy and coffee addiction—because nothing wards off the darkness quite like a strong espresso. Featuring a whimsical “Espresso Patronium” design, it’s perfect for witches, wizards, and muggles alike who need a little enchantment in their morning routine.
Crafted from high-quality, durable glass, this cup comes with a natural bamboo lid and a reusable plastic straw, making it ideal for sipping potions (aka cold brew, iced lattes, or butterbeer-inspired brews) on the go.
What’s Included:
– One 16 oz glass can
– One bamboo lid with silicone seal
– One reusable plastic straw
Hand wash only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
Perfect for casting spells, fighting dementor-level exhaustion, or just looking cute at your local coffee shop.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Treat your glass like the little cutie it is! Hand wash only—no dishwashers, no soaking, and definitely no microwaves. Gentle soap, warm water, and a soft sponge will keep the design looking fresh. Avoid harsh scrubbing or abrasive cleaners to protect the print. Love it gently and it'll love you back longer.

