The Haute Mess Collective
"Eat Dirt, Trash" Motel Keychain
"Eat Dirt, Trash" Motel Keychain
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For when you just can’t even — but want to say it with style. The “Eat Dirt, Trash” motel-style keychain delivers all the sass, shade, and zero tolerance in one bold, retro package. Perfect for keeping your boundaries sharp and your comebacks sharper.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 fierce, unapologetic colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, your bag, or wherever you stash your “don’t mess with me” energy.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 fierce, bold colors
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Lightweight, durable, and full of attitude
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Great gift for the sassiest friends, the boundary bosses, or anyone ready to clap back in style
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
