The Haute Mess Collective
"Don't Embarrass Me" Motel Keychain
"Don't Embarrass Me" Motel Keychain
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A sweet little warning... with just the right amount of menace. The “Don’t Embarrass Me” motel-style keychain is for the girls who know how to keep it cute, keep it cool — but will absolutely lose it if you pull something dumb in public. Equal parts charm and chaos, just like your favorite rising pop icon.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 unbothered-but-watching colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, bag, or emotional support lip gloss — and remember: behave yourself.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 fierce, flirty colors
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Lightweight, durable, and just this side of unhinged
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Perfect gift for your unfiltered bestie, your concert fit, or your #1 passenger princess
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
