The Haute Mess Collective
"Don't Be An Assquatch" Motel Keychain
"Don't Be An Assquatch" Motel Keychain
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For those days when you just need to tell someone (or yourself) to chill out and keep it classy. The “Don’t Be An Assquatch” motel-style keychain blends a little wilderness mischief with a whole lot of attitude. Perfect for fans of cryptids, sarcasm, and no-nonsense vibes.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 bold and sassy colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, backpack, or wherever you want to carry a little wild wit with you.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Comes with a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 fierce and fun colors
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Lightweight, durable, and totally legendary
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Great gift for Sasquatch hunters, sass queens, and anyone who loves a clever comeback
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
