The Haute Mess Collective
"Don't Be A Dumb Bass" Motel Keychain
"Don't Be A Dumb Bass" Motel Keychain
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A little tough love from the water’s smartest (and sassiest) residents. The “Don’t Be A Dumb Bass” motel-style keychain is perfect for anglers, pun lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good reminder to think before you leap—or swim.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 fresh and bold colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, tackle box, or anywhere you need a splash of fishy wisdom and humor.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 fun, vibrant colors
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Lightweight, durable, and totally fin-tastic
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Great gift for fishermen, pun fans, or anyone who loves a clever catchphrase
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
