The Haute Mess Collective
"Cold Like My Soul" Motel Keychain
"Cold Like My Soul" Motel Keychain
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For those who prefer their beverages iced and their feelings… nonexistent. The “Cold Like My Soul” keychain brings vintage motel vibes with a frosty twist. It's the ideal accessory for anyone fluent in sarcasm, low-maintenance friendships, and matching their mood to the weather forecast.
Crafted from durable acrylic and available in 20 moody or vibrant colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring—no gold, no fluff, just cool, clean attitude.
Details:
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Classic motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Durable with a silver key ring on every tag
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Available in 20 colors to match your exact level of emotional chill
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Lightweight, collectible, and unapologetically blunt
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Perfect for gifting… or not
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
