The Haute Mess Collective
"Ask A Therapist 8 Ball" Motel Keychain
"Ask A Therapist 8 Ball" Motel Keychain
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When life’s big questions need answers... but maybe also a licensed professional. The “Ask A Therapist 8 Ball” motel-style keychain is a humorous nod to those who know they could use some guidance — just not from a magic toy. Perfect for the overthinker with a sense of humor and a weekly therapy bill.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 moody, mentally manageable colors, each tag comes with a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, backpack, or emotional support water bottle — because at this point, why not?
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 therapy-affirming colors
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Lightweight, durable, and just the right amount of unhinged
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Great gift for your anxious bestie, your group chat therapist, or anyone surviving life with humor and a co-pay
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
