The Haute Mess Collective
"All My Systems Are Nervous" Motel Keychain
"All My Systems Are Nervous" Motel Keychain
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A full-body mood. The “All My Systems Are Nervous” motel-style keychain is for the anxious, the overwhelmed, and the beautifully self-aware. Equal parts science-y and sassy, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s running on coffee, overstimulation, and a nervous system in overdrive.
Made from durable acrylic and available in 20 overstimulated-but-cute colors, each tag features a sleek silver key ring. Clip it to your keys, fidget pouch, or stress snack bag—because if we’re going down, we’re going down with humor.
Details:
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Classic retro motel-style acrylic key tag
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Approx. 3.5" x 1.75"
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Features a silver key ring only
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Available in 20 “please don’t touch me” colors
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Lightweight, durable, and overstim-friendly
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Great gift for anxious minds, neurospicy friends, and nervous system girlies everywhere
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders are packed with care and shipped from Tennessee. My current processing time is 5–7 business days before shipping. Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive tracking information via email. Please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and carrier delays.
Returns & Exchanges
Due to the handmade and personalized nature of many of my items, I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if there’s an issue with your order (wrong item, damaged during shipping, etc.), please reach out within 3 days of delivery, and I’ll do my best to make it right. Customer satisfaction means the world to me!
